Reports of my retirement are greatly exaggerated

I wrote a column this week about my mom retiring from Wal-Mart. Huge news in Shrader-land, since the store has been my mom's life – and her second home – for almost 20 years. 

But the  headline on the column, which I didn't write, said "Leaving a job that has been her home," causing at least ONE, and probably MORE people to think I am the one who's leaving! By the time I saw it, it was too late to do anything about it.

Oh well, maybe it'll make people appreciate me more!